Email From My Brother

To: Kandy, Kip
From: Bryan
Subject: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Here is a link to the website:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Does Chuck Norris only have 3 fingers on the cover of his new book?

To: Bryan, Kip
From: Kandy
Subject: RE: Chuck Norris

Dude, I totally thought you were going to tell us that Chuck Norris kicked it (the bucket)! That will be a sad day my friend. So sad.

The website is awesome, by the way and I think he does have 3 fingers.

To: Bryan, Kandy
From: Kip
Subject: RE: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris only has 3 fingers because that's all he needs to kick ass. He cut the other ones off.

To: Kip, Kandy
From: Bryan
Subject: RE: Chuck Norris

According to Einstein's theory of relativity,
Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII
singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring
to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe.
We weren't before his first space expedition.